Hope This Makes You laugh and Smile

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared, we'll high tail it out of here. 

5. When you are worried, I'll tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. Ya big baby!

6. When you're confused, I'll use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.....

8. When you fall, I'll pick you up And dust you off-- After I laugh my rear off!